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Re: Jokes

Postby peetakatnissgale » Tue Jun 19, 2012 11:25 pm

Lambstewandcheezbuns wrote:
Mia106 wrote:
Lambstewandcheezbuns wrote:and also if this is because i am a noob will you please stop


Why would that be? We don't bully newbies! We raise them to be big and chubby so I can slow roast them over a fire for 20 minutes until their flesh is nice and tender! :D

:lol: :roll: hah thats funny but gross can we plkease get back to jokes we can also do song parodies :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Not funny, she ain't joking :lol:
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mockingjay1 wrote:BLASPHEMY? :?:
WHAT THE HECK IS BLASPHEMY?!

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Re: Jokes

Postby ruebear99 » Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:39 am

I write song padodies!
I have a shocker for you all :D
My name.. Yeah it's not actually Eabha.. Well it is.. Bit not technechally.
My name is actually..
Massie.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Jabber jay » Thu Jun 21, 2012 2:14 am

We don't stay on topic just accept it
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Re: Jokes

Postby Jabber jay » Thu Jun 21, 2012 2:15 am

And why is this in the rebellion topic :lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby Mia106 » Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:08 am

Lambstewandcheezbuns wrote:
Mia106 wrote:
Lambstewandcheezbuns wrote:and also if this is because i am a noob will you please stop


Why would that be? We don't bully newbies! We raise them to be big and chubby so I can slow roast them over a fire for 20 minutes until their flesh is nice and tender! :D

:lol: :roll: hah thats funny but gross can we plkease get back to jokes we can also do song parodies :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:




That's not a joke
*At post game interview*

Man: There’s been a lot of talk recently about PDs, um Katniss, have you been using performance enhancing drugs?

Katniss: Absolutely not.

Man: Ok, follow up for Peeta; Have you been using performance reducing drugs?
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Re: Jokes

Postby missingllama » Sat Jun 23, 2012 7:33 pm

I SET FIRE
TO THE BREAD
WATCHED IT BURN AS MOM
SLAPPED MY FACE

THEN SHE SCREAMED AND I CRIED
AND I RAN OUTSIDE INTO THE RAIN

THE RAIIIIIN

I SET FIRE
TO THE THE BREAD
THREW IT AT KATNISS'S HEAD

THEN SHE SCREAMED AND I CRIED
AND I RAN BACK INSIDE OUT OF THE RAIN

THE RAIIIIIN
When you really trust someone, you have to be okay with not understanding some things.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Mia106 » Sun Jun 24, 2012 3:39 am

She thinks my questions about eating her is a joke v
*At post game interview*

Man: There’s been a lot of talk recently about PDs, um Katniss, have you been using performance enhancing drugs?

Katniss: Absolutely not.

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Re: Jokes

Postby Jillybean » Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:07 am

My favorite thg joke of all time:

Where is finnick?
Odiar he is

(it cracks me up every single time)
These battle scars, don't look like they're fading
Don't look like they're ever going away
They ain't never gonna change
These battle
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Re: Jokes

Postby missingllama » Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:08 am

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When you really trust someone, you have to be okay with not understanding some things.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Jillybean » Sun Jun 24, 2012 7:27 am

I literally say it all the time and laugh EVERY TIME. Even when I think about it I laugh. For some reason I find it soooo hilarous
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