by Mia106 » Sat Jul 28, 2012 11:51 pm
iLOVEpeeta14 wrote:Okay, this is what I found:
Dear Boys:
You should all be more like Peeta Mellark. He is amazing. He has
never stopped loving Katniss. He will care for and love her until the day they die. Don't you think you should be like that for your special girl? Be her hope. Be her light in the dark, her comfort in the cave, her dandelion in the spring. Be her boy with the bread. <3
LOVE IT! <3 
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Dear Boys,
You shouldn all be more like Peeta Mellark. He is amazing (besides all these flaws, I'll point only a small fraction of them soon) He has never stopped loving Katniss besides the time where he tried to choke her. He will care for her and love her until the day they die, unless he decides to place his hands around her throat once again and squeeze until she faints. Don't you think you should do that for your special girl? It's not like you wouild be arrested for abuse against women. Be her hope that some day, she can get a moldy cake for half price. Be her light in the dark and then get killed like the girl from 8 because you gave away your hiding spot in the hunger games. Be her comfort in the cave, but only because you got yourself cut by Cato because you joined the careers, didn't slice their throats in the nights and then finnally decided to fight them while they were wide awake and holding a weapon. Be her weed. Be her boy with the moldy and burnt bread </3
*At post game interview*
Man: There’s been a lot of talk recently about PDs, um Katniss, have you been using performance enhancing drugs?
Katniss: Absolutely not.
Man: Ok, follow up for Peeta; Have you been using performance reducing drugs?