TheFoxFacedOne wrote:He opened the letter: "Dear Mr Stroodle, we are writting to inform you that we are planning to pillage the forest on Saturday night. We'd really appreciate it if you'll keep your door unlocked so we don't have to cause any damage to it when we break into your home and steal everything you hold dear. Remember, resistance is futile and anyone who attempts to stop as will be dumped in a massive vat of molten cookie dough and burn and die!
The Fluffy Bunny Vikings"
"What?! They can't do that!" Stroodle spluttered.
"SURE THEY CAN. THEY PILLAGE THE FOREST EVERY 10 YEARS, IT'S SUCH A NORMAL THING FOR THEM THEY SEND THAT LETTER TO EVERYONE BEFORE THEY COME" boomed Mr Fuzzle-Guzzle. "WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT..."
"I'll make a riot!!!!! That's what I will do!!!" "I am going to ask every villager to join in!!! Except for Kustler, he just creeps me out with that one eye and stuff." Stomps out the door.